Direct Marketing Strategy

Waste bin is too near, too easy to reach.

Some ideas to scare him?
Or to attract him elsewhere?
Or to make people hate him?
Or to make letters bin-repellent?

Beware of Waste Bin.
He seems harmless, but he's not,
he's voracious and dangerous
he never sleeps,
he is never tired,
works 24/24 7/7 365/365
no salary
low cost
extremely powerful:
can fire people.